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If the pen is mighter then the sword, then why do actions speak louder then words?

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« Reply #2460 on: Apr 03, 2013, 07:33PM »

IDK Brazil?

If the pen is mightier then the sword, then why do actions speak louder then words?
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« Reply #2461 on: Apr 04, 2013, 11:13AM »

Ask Machievelli


Why are you playing this silly game?
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« Reply #2462 on: Apr 12, 2013, 05:06PM »

Because I want carpal tunnel

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« Reply #2463 on: Apr 14, 2013, 02:06PM »

Forty two.

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« Reply #2464 on: Apr 15, 2013, 01:59PM »

English is a silly language

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« Reply #2465 on: Apr 15, 2013, 08:11PM »

Maybe you should answer them.


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« Reply #2466 on: Apr 16, 2013, 08:13AM »

42

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« Reply #2467 on: Apr 16, 2013, 09:35PM »

Plays Second for the St Louis Wolves.

why are they called sacbuts?

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« Reply #2468 on: Apr 17, 2013, 08:37AM »

Talk to an English major

Has anyone seen my cat?
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« Reply #2469 on: Apr 17, 2013, 10:45AM »

I know why (and so do you).

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« Reply #2470 on: Apr 17, 2013, 10:50AM »

In Canada!

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« Reply #2471 on: Apr 17, 2013, 11:07AM »

They have big teeth

Do you color in crayon or pencil?
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« Reply #2472 on: Apr 17, 2013, 03:36PM »

Coloured pencil.


Why can't I hold all these limes?
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« Reply #2473 on: Apr 17, 2013, 05:29PM »

Maybe your not a Limey.


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« Reply #2474 on: Apr 22, 2013, 11:57AM »

Right before the ground dries up.

Wouldn't it had flowed better if the sacbut was called the 'butsac'?
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« Reply #2475 on: Apr 22, 2013, 12:14PM »

Only in England

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« Reply #2476 on: Feb 12, 2015, 05:09PM »

Because they are our boss and we are their interns, and we suck at it

Why is 42 the answer to life?
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« Reply #2477 on: Mar 09, 2015, 10:47PM »

Because the 42B is a great horn

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« Reply #2478 on: Mar 10, 2015, 09:11AM »

PETA. Run free, little Sheba, run free! Yeah, RIGHT.

If a block and a half is a mile and a half, how far is up?
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« Reply #2479 on: Apr 09, 2015, 12:35PM »

Down is as far as up can go

Why are trombones such fascinating instruments?
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