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« Reply #2480 on: Jun 19, 2015, 11:25PM »

They're the only instruments that are long, loud, and lubricated.

Why did Google make the Chromebooks?
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« Reply #2481 on: Jun 20, 2015, 06:49PM »

The nickel plated ones showed wear faster.

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« Reply #2482 on: Jun 20, 2015, 07:20PM »

They'd think they were something else, gain sentience, and be the star of a terrible SyFy channel TV miniseries.

(Was that a Gavin Free reference?)

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« Reply #2483 on: Jun 20, 2015, 08:25PM »

A cow doesn't like burgers.

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« Reply #2484 on: Jun 21, 2015, 06:23PM »

Sell sell sell! Though I never knew one to take much stock in trombonists anyway  Evil

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« Reply #2485 on: Jun 21, 2015, 06:29PM »

Melt it with a hot glue gun.

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« Reply #2486 on: Aug 11, 2016, 12:08PM »

spit in Donald Trump's eyes

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« Reply #2487 on: Aug 11, 2016, 01:26PM »

It got squashed by an exterminator.

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« Reply #2488 on: Aug 25, 2016, 08:29PM »

Jello pudding.

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« Reply #2489 on: Oct 23, 2016, 10:23AM »

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Why is limburger so stinky?
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