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« on: Nov 05, 2006, 06:00PM »

There’s a big Magic Vending Machine Amazed  You can put any random thing in it( like a shoe, an elephant, the Easter bunny, lint, my trombone, your little sister, a pen, ect.), and you get something back out( Like a hamster, a baseball cap, rubber boots, a toe nail, a ham sandwich, a bike, a TV, an angry mob, a Rooster ect.) Grin

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1. The person above you has put something into the Magic Vending Machine, now you get to decide what they get back out
"you get a......"
2. Now you put something into the Magic vending Machine; I can be anything, but keep it clean

I'll start:
I put in a dancing Demon Llama
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 05, 2006, 06:56PM »

You got Chili Relleno flavored knee socks, size 8 1/2.

I put in a scale model (made of tripe) of the Louvre.
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 05, 2006, 07:25PM »

you get Valve oil

I put in some smilies: Amazed  Clever  Confused  Way cool  Bad dog.  No Biscuits.  Grin  Don't know  Eeek!  Evil  Frown  Good!  Hi  Horrors!  Idea!  Mad  Embarrassed!
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 05, 2006, 07:33PM »

You get $-5.

I put in $-5.
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 05, 2006, 07:43PM »

You get -10$ and a stale bag of chips

I put in a rotten Bannana peel
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 05, 2006, 07:52PM »

You get the Venus di Milo.

I'm putting in a Coca-cola plush bear
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 05, 2006, 08:04PM »

You get a can of coca-cola.

I put in a plush black squirrel.
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 05, 2006, 08:48PM »

You get Crack (cause squirrels are on crack)

I put in Shostakovitch. . .
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 06, 2006, 09:50AM »

You get a practice mute.

I put in a lampshade.
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 06, 2006, 11:01AM »

You get a Lark trombone (because the only good use for those things is as lamps or wall ornaments.)

I put in a folding music stand ...
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 06, 2006, 11:05AM »

You get chocolate Pudding.


I put in a Moon rock.
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 06, 2006, 02:14PM »

You get a red rose

I put in BBQ chicken
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 06, 2006, 02:15PM »

You get a headache.

I put in a small puppy.
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 06, 2006, 02:22PM »

you get puppy treats

i put in slide-o-mix
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« Reply #14 on: Nov 06, 2006, 03:11PM »

you get a pair of inner slides.

i put in a dead bermuda fish.
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 06, 2006, 03:43PM »

you get a hug.

I put in the album "Trombones Under the Tree"
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« Reply #16 on: Nov 06, 2006, 04:26PM »

you get J.J. Johnson and the Brass Orchestra

I put in a bunch of mouthpieces i never use
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« Reply #17 on: Nov 06, 2006, 04:45PM »

You get an eraser.

I put in my friend.
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« Reply #18 on: Nov 06, 2006, 04:49PM »

you get a DnD Dungeon Master to become your new friend.

I put in a bass guitar instructional video.
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« Reply #19 on: Nov 06, 2006, 05:40PM »

You get Sir Paul McCartney.

I put in Christian Lindberg.
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