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« Reply #2060 on: Apr 25, 2013, 05:41PM »

You get a very sour kraut! (Apologies for the bad pun.)

I put in a VHS copy of "Star Trek:  The Motion Picture"...
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« Reply #2061 on: Apr 26, 2013, 05:22PM »

You get a DVD of the latest Star Trek movie

I put in 1,000 miles of bad road
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« Reply #2062 on: Apr 26, 2013, 05:28PM »

You get two copies of "500 Miles" and a grader.

I put in a banana and a plantain that you can't tell apart (they've been around for a while).
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« Reply #2063 on: Apr 27, 2013, 11:09AM »

You get a huge batch of plantain pudding and a batch of fried bananas!


I put in a pine tree
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« Reply #2064 on: Feb 12, 2015, 08:37PM »

You get a sub contrabass recorder

I put in The Trombone Forum
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« Reply #2065 on: Mar 03, 2015, 05:16PM »

You get mad skillz.

I put in one large, live, hungry and frankly irritated Kodiak grizzly bear.
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« Reply #2066 on: Mar 03, 2015, 06:12PM »

You get a Klondike bar

I put in net neutrality
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« Reply #2067 on: Mar 03, 2015, 06:23PM »

You get a pair of Ecru fishnet Leggs (in an eggshell colored egg).

I put in a copy of "An Abridged Table of Even Primes" and "Complex Mathematical Theory": a real book about imaginary numbers and an imaginary book about real numbers.
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« Reply #2068 on: Mar 03, 2015, 07:08PM »

You get pie with Pi

I put in Myspace
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« Reply #2069 on: Aug 05, 2016, 02:03PM »

You get an IBM PC Jr.

I put in a bright, sunshiny day
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« Reply #2070 on: Aug 05, 2016, 02:09PM »

You get The Mamas and the Papas (WITH Cass Elliot).

I put in a drought.
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« Reply #2071 on: Aug 08, 2016, 08:25AM »

You get a deluge

I put in Donald Trump
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« Reply #2072 on: Aug 08, 2016, 04:04PM »

You get a one eye one horned flying purple people eater

I get some Pittsburg hot links
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« Reply #2073 on: Aug 08, 2016, 04:19PM »

You get a car, and you get a car, and YOU get a car!!!

I put Oprah Winfrey into the machine.

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« Reply #2074 on: Aug 08, 2016, 04:42PM »

You get a movie version of "The Color Purple".

I put in the Brooklyn Bridge.

Note to Harrison:  The starter of this thread went to Europe, stayed with RedHotMama (and messed up RHM's computer), and then went home to Taos and disappeared.  Gemma, wherever you are we miss you!
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« Reply #2075 on: Aug 10, 2016, 12:23PM »

You get a permanent subway pass

I put in a can of Dr Pepper
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« Reply #2076 on: Aug 10, 2016, 12:28PM »

You get a sloppy kiss from a Dragon.....



I put in a Smoothie King pineapple-mango daiquiri  WITH 151 rum!
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« Reply #2077 on: Aug 11, 2016, 12:06PM »

You get a ticket to nowhere.

I put in a TI-59 calculator
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« Reply #2078 on: Aug 11, 2016, 02:58PM »

You get a Friden calculating machine that multiplies by repeated addition and shift and divides by repeated subtraction and shift.  Runs on 110 AC and consumes some 500 watts.  Try doing a stepwise integration with one of those!! Evil

I put in a frozen chicken cutlet.
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« Reply #2079 on: Aug 11, 2016, 07:29PM »

You get Eggs Benedict

I put in Fox News
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