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« Reply #2080 on: Aug 11, 2016, 07:32PM »

You get Megyn Kelly with blood coming out of her eyes and her wherever. Evil

I put in a Conn 40H that seems to have survived my car wreck.
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« Reply #2081 on: Aug 15, 2016, 05:21PM »

You get a Superbone

I put in Usain Bolt
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« Reply #2082 on: Aug 15, 2016, 05:24PM »

You get a Grade 8 industrial fastener..

I put in a smirk on the podium....
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« Reply #2083 on: Aug 15, 2016, 06:50PM »

You get Donald Trump

I put in a reel-to-reel tape deck
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« Reply #2084 on: Aug 15, 2016, 07:12PM »

You get a pile of Mantovani 8 track tapes.

I put in a Trump card.
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« Reply #2085 on: Aug 16, 2016, 06:41AM »

You get the codes to start WWIII

I put in a bottle of Jack Daniels Black Label
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« Reply #2086 on: Aug 16, 2016, 07:17AM »

You get a performance by the Jack Daniels Silver Cornet Band and an empty bottle.

I put in a Canadian Immigrant (a legal one).
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« Reply #2087 on: Aug 18, 2016, 02:48PM »

You get a Wall between the US and Canada (paid for by the Canadian Government)

I put in Windows 10
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« Reply #2088 on: Aug 18, 2016, 08:30PM »

You get a Wall between the US and Canada (paid for by the Canadian Government)

I put in Windows 10

You get a deluxe copy of CPM.

I put in an amorous cat.
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« Reply #2089 on: Aug 22, 2016, 12:19PM »

You get a cat house in Nevada.

I put in a day trip to India.
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« Reply #2090 on: Aug 24, 2016, 08:06PM »

You get a world class case of Montezuma's Revenge and Jet Lag.

I put in a big bottle of urine.
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« Reply #2091 on: Aug 25, 2016, 06:58AM »

You are thanked by the Russia Olympic Committee for giving them a source of 'clean' urine to use for drug testing.

I put in Windows 10
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« Reply #2092 on: Aug 25, 2016, 07:27AM »

You get a room full of smoke from a burnt motherboard


I put in a switching power supply....
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« Reply #2093 on: Aug 25, 2016, 08:26PM »

You get steady power during brown-outs.

I put in nematode worms.
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« Reply #2094 on: Aug 25, 2016, 09:23PM »

You get a boatful of trout.

I put in hookworms.
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« Reply #2095 on: Oct 23, 2016, 10:25AM »

You get The Donald

I put in Gutenberg's printing press
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« Reply #2096 on: Oct 23, 2016, 02:44PM »

You get 200 million copies of The Watchtower Evil

I put in a bottle of chlorofluorocarbons (CFC's).
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« Reply #2097 on: Oct 23, 2016, 05:33PM »

You get back a bottle full of ozone.

I put in the general election
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