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« on: Apr 22, 2007, 07:27PM »

This is a great forum game, one person tells a wish, the next person grants the wish, but adds a little twist. Then you wish for something, and wait for a reply!

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Person 1- I wish I had the best trombone ever

Person 2- Granted, but you have no lips
          I wish I could fly


then the next person would say "Granted" and add there little twist to the I wish I could fly part.





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I wish my trombones slide didnt make sounds
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« Reply #1 on: Apr 22, 2007, 07:45PM »

Granted, but now it does not move.

I wish I had a powerful low range AND high range.
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 22, 2007, 07:46PM »

Granted, but now it does not move.

I wish I had a powerful low range AND high range.
Granted, but you dont own a mouthpiece

 I wish I could fly
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 22, 2007, 08:24PM »

POOFYou can fly! But it freaks every one out, so the FBI fears your a terrorist, and they capture you, and scientists do exsperments on you, wile your kept barley alive living in a gianthamster cage eating bubble gum and ex-lax 


I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday :(
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 22, 2007, 08:39PM »

POOFYou can fly! But it freaks every one out, so the FBI fears your a terrorist, and they capture you, and scientists do exsperments on you, wile your kept barley alive living in a gianthamster cage eating bubble gum and ex-lax 


I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday :(
Granted, its Tuesday, but its a huge test day.

I wish I wouldnt have homework
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« Reply #5 on: Apr 23, 2007, 07:22AM »

Granted, but you have flunked out of school and now have to work the rest of your life in McDonald's.

I wish I was thin.
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« Reply #6 on: Apr 23, 2007, 07:35AM »

*ping* You are now as thin as a rake, but keep sliding down the plug-hole.

I wish it was June 26th.



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« Reply #7 on: Apr 23, 2007, 08:06AM »

Strewth!  It's June 26th, but 1915 and you aren't born yet!

I wish I had a good idea.
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« Reply #8 on: Apr 23, 2007, 01:29PM »

Strewth!  It's June 26th, but 1915 and you aren't born yet!

I wish I had a good idea.

Granted, but your idea seems bad to others
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 23, 2007, 02:17PM »

You wished you had made a wish.

Granted but I had to make it for you.

I wish I had 2 dozen beers.
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« Reply #10 on: Apr 23, 2007, 02:23PM »

Granted, but you can't get the tops off.

I wish I'd put some washing in the machine this evening.
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 23, 2007, 02:25PM »

Granted, but the washing machine floods the building and the repair guy cant get there for a week.

I wish had some BBQ ribs right now
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« Reply #12 on: Apr 23, 2007, 02:27PM »

Granted, but the washing machine floods the building and the repair guy cant get there for a week.

I wish had some BBQ ribs right now
Granted, but they tasted horrible.

I wish I didnt have a dnet in my outer slide.
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« Reply #13 on: Apr 23, 2007, 02:28PM »

Granted, but now there is a dent in your inner slide

I wish I could find some socks
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« Reply #14 on: Apr 23, 2007, 02:29PM »

SPLOOFAZIOTyou find them but you can't find the rest of your close now
I wish my room could magically clean it's self
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« Reply #15 on: Apr 23, 2007, 02:31PM »

Granted, but it magicly cleans itself too well and you cant go in there without getting cleaned.

I wish I had a billion dollars
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« Reply #16 on: Apr 23, 2007, 02:36PM »

Granted, but it magicly cleans itself too well and you cant go in there without getting cleaned.

I wish I had a billion dollars
Granted, but the whole world now uses EUROS and you cant exchange

I wish  I had a longer laptop longer
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« Reply #17 on: Apr 23, 2007, 02:40PM »

Granted, you get a longer laptop longer, but it is too long and cant be used.

I wish I had good hair.
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« Reply #18 on: Apr 23, 2007, 04:06PM »

Granted, but now they call you "Nappy" (see the Imus thread if you don't know what I'm talking about :/ ).

I wish I had spent more time on the 6-flat sections in "Urinetown".
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« Reply #19 on: Apr 23, 2007, 04:13PM »

Granted, but someone has gone and used sebalius to badly rearrange the parts into 5 sharps.

I wish I could find some pants
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« Reply #20 on: Apr 23, 2007, 04:18PM »

Granted, but they are way too small to fit.

I wish I didn't have a 5 hour rehearsal tomorrow.
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« Reply #21 on: Apr 23, 2007, 04:23PM »

Granted, You have a 10 hour rehearsal today.

I wish I could get a pizza right now
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« Reply #22 on: Apr 23, 2007, 04:38PM »

Granted, but it's in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

I wish I had some energy to go do what needs to be done (and I don't even have any Powdermilk Biscuits!).
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« Reply #23 on: Apr 23, 2007, 04:40PM »

Granted, you get a longer laptop longer, but it is too long and cant be used.

I wish I had good hair.
Opps, I ment batterty, longer laptop battery



Granted, but then you get x5 of what needs to be done, so you dont have enough energy.


I wish I could learn music easier(Ive been playing the 1st part for mario(from the famous quartet piece) and its really bugging me, although Im getting there.

My lips hurt
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« Reply #24 on: Apr 30, 2007, 06:24AM »

Wish granted... too bad you can now only play hurdy gurdy.

I wish that I had a million dollars.
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« Reply #25 on: Apr 30, 2007, 06:30AM »

granted, but its in monopoly money

I wish I had a first class plane ticket somewhere.
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« Reply #26 on: Apr 30, 2007, 06:37AM »

granted... welcome to Iraq... here's your rifle... you don't need body armour do you?

I wish I had a pint of beer.
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« Reply #27 on: Apr 30, 2007, 06:39AM »

Granted, Its in my fridge.

I wish I had a genie to grant wishes
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« Reply #28 on: Apr 30, 2007, 11:53AM »

granted but he's only good for another 3 seconds
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« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2007, 09:35PM »

I wish the guy before me had a wish.
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« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2007, 11:23PM »

Granted, but the wish was absorbed by the white stuff in the forum before anyone could see it.

I wish I had a big icecream sundae that is not melted and I can eat.
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« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2007, 05:39PM »

granted but it is so big that you explode while eating it.

i wish for fish on a dish
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« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2007, 10:21AM »

granted... it's a minnow and it's on a ginormous satellite dish.

I wish for a superpower.

(this should be interesting)
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« Reply #33 on: May 13, 2007, 04:41AM »

Granted, you can now Iron 1000 pairs of pants a minute while they are still being worn.

I wish it was 5 minutes from now.
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« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2007, 12:36PM »

granted but 3 minutes before the world was destroyed by a nuclear holocaust

i wish it would rain
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« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2007, 03:56PM »

Granted but now you know why your neighbor Noah was building that big boat.

I wish I could light candles with my finger.
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« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2007, 01:10PM »

granted but now you can't put your finger out!

I wish for an item that will be supplied by the person below me!
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« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2007, 04:03PM »

Granted, do you want your white elephant delivered or will you collect?

I wish my right leg didn't hurt
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« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2007, 09:57AM »

Granted... you broke your pinky anyway... you'll forget aboot the leg.

I wish I had another car.
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« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2007, 11:41AM »

granted, but then you get in a tragic accident.  you never even saw that little clown car as it pulled out in front of you...

i wish i had awesome smileys like gemma...  :cry: :cry: :cry:

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« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2007, 10:47PM »

Granted, but instead of them being awesome... they're kinda twisted... they come alive and post nude pictures of you on the internet.

I wish Winnipeg would get an NHL team back.
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« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2007, 11:00PM »

granted... but then they play detroit... and lose. :D

i wish i could play trombone well... :(
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« Reply #42 on: May 19, 2007, 11:36PM »

granted... you are a soprano trombone virtuoso.

I wish I had more electrical outlets in my room.

BTW... we were very used to theJets losing anyway.
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« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2007, 01:19AM »

Granted, but you have been burnt while hammering in a nail for a picture.

I wish I would pass the final exams on Thursday with good marks.
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« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2007, 10:32PM »

Congrats... too bad you didn't have enough extra curricular activites and you got stuck going to Brown.

I wish my car would run on hope for the future.
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« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2007, 01:11PM »

granted but it died 3 minutes later

i wish brocolli was bad for you.
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« Reply #46 on: May 23, 2007, 05:37PM »

It is, Any thing that tastes that bad cant be good for you.

I wish it was friday
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« Reply #47 on: May 23, 2007, 08:24PM »

Granted, but Friday is the new Monday

I wish I didn't have to get up tomorrow
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« Reply #48 on: May 24, 2007, 06:37PM »

Granted... you get to pull an all nighter.

I wish I could just get my piece of paper from the University NOW!
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« Reply #49 on: May 25, 2007, 04:17PM »

granted... but it says "retended", not "graduated".

i wish i could just get to lsu NOW!
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« Reply #50 on: May 30, 2007, 12:48AM »

granted but when you get there you are attached by a large heard of chocolate monkeys who throw out pieces of ancient tennie shoes at you

I wish I was ab Oscar miyar weener Sing it!
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« Reply #51 on: May 31, 2007, 08:33AM »

Granted, but Oscar Miyar isn't too happy with you in his trousers...

I wish I was able to wish for something.
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« Reply #52 on: May 31, 2007, 12:17PM »

granted, but you don't have anything to wish for, big t.  =D

i wish my shires wasn't sick right now... :(
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« Reply #53 on: May 31, 2007, 04:39PM »

Granted. It passed away 10 minutes ago.

I wish the lacquer on my conn was in the condition it was in when it left the factory.
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« Reply #54 on: May 31, 2007, 10:16PM »

granted, but it turns out that your horn was actually sold on a street corner by a guy who picked up the junk discarded horns from Conn and retouched them with crappy lacquer to make them look good.

I wish I could sleep.
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« Reply #55 on: May 31, 2007, 10:42PM »

Granted, but now you cant wake up.

I wish I could run at warp 9.
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« Reply #56 on: May 31, 2007, 10:50PM »

Granted... too bad you've been torn apart into subatomic particles...

I wish I had stock in a successfull American evil corporation.
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« Reply #57 on: Jun 01, 2007, 02:09AM »

Granted.  But the evil villian has just been killed, and the stock is now worthless.

I wish I had a flatter belly.
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« Reply #58 on: Jun 01, 2007, 02:19AM »

Granted. Congratulations, the baby is a girl.

I wish I had a revolving door.
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« Reply #59 on: Jun 01, 2007, 05:27AM »

Granted.  It's in the middle of your living room.

I wish I wasn't hungry.
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« Reply #60 on: Jun 01, 2007, 04:46PM »

granted.  yummie cat food, isn't it?

i wish i had a helio... (helio.com)
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« Reply #61 on: Jun 02, 2007, 10:41AM »

Granted... it's the demo that sits at the store that doesn't actually work and it's attached to a cable attached to the wall.

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« Reply #62 on: Jun 02, 2007, 12:27PM »

granted, but the FBI now has you as one of the most wanted Conn-men in the US.

I wish I knew how to work harder.
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« Reply #63 on: Jun 02, 2007, 03:57PM »

Granted....  viagra!  (oops)


I wish I didn't have such a dirty mind (sometimes)
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« Reply #64 on: Jun 02, 2007, 06:52PM »

granted... you're now a blonde, and don't think anything at all!

i wish i had my oompa loompa NOW!!!
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« Reply #65 on: Jun 03, 2007, 12:06PM »

granted, but he's a union labourer and is on a 14 hour break through most of the day... then he goes home to sleep.

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« Reply #66 on: Jun 03, 2007, 01:20PM »

Granted, I hope you like the new all pink outfit.

I wish my sinuses didn't hurt (I think I have a cold coming)
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« Reply #67 on: Jun 03, 2007, 02:45PM »

Granted.  Now you have no nose, nor nasel passage.

I wish Bruce Willis was sitting beside me on my couch.
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« Reply #68 on: Jun 03, 2007, 04:24PM »

Granted, but it's him as a Racoon... and he's gnawing at your leg.

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« Reply #69 on: Oct 13, 2007, 09:00PM »

he sits beside you but then he eats you

I wish for a spoon
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« Reply #70 on: Oct 28, 2007, 12:15PM »

Granted, it's a fishing lure though.

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Granted but it blows up in your face.

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« Reply #72 on: Aug 20, 2008, 07:56PM »

granted but you dont have the equipment to launch i

i wish i had a steak
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« Reply #73 on: Aug 20, 2008, 11:53PM »

You get a nice yummy juicy steak that you can't resist eating, but it was cursed my lepercons, and now you have to spend the rest of your life playing the flute, while doing push-ups, and signing the star spangled banner.

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« Reply #74 on: Aug 21, 2008, 07:29PM »

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granted but now the local schools have just noticed the need for more school so they created weekend school which now devotes 4 of those 5 days to school

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« Reply #75 on: Aug 21, 2008, 07:53PM »

Granted. Now your assistant band director wants to kiss you.

I wish my air conditioning worked.
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« Reply #76 on: Nov 19, 2008, 05:56PM »

granted, but your heatings broken and its about 40 below zero outside with snow covering your doors and windows... and all your blankets, coats, and long underwear were thrown out while u were burnin up earlier.

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Granted but shes been in a freak accident and now shes in a coma

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« Reply #78 on: Sep 23, 2010, 02:40AM »

granted, but now you're moving back in with your parents (Hey, you said you'd do anything for... :D)

I wish I lived in a newer house.
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granted, but now you're moving back in with your parents (Hey, you said you'd do anything for... :D)

I wish I lived in a newer house.
Granted--but they used Chinese gypsum wall board and now you're poisoned.

I wish the Dallas Cheerleaders would move in next door.  Idea!
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« Reply #80 on: Oct 20, 2010, 08:13PM »

Granted, but unfortunately the Health Department has decided that your house must be quarantined and you're confined to quarters with the window shades closed because of a mysterious illness. They have the wrong address, but you can't quite convince them of that. 

I wish I were a really great trombone player - I mean, really, really good! 
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« Reply #81 on: Nov 04, 2010, 05:13PM »

Granted, but everyone in your house loses their ears, so they can't hear anything.

I wish I could skip bio in high school and move on to aeronautics.
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« Reply #82 on: Jan 05, 2012, 06:14PM »

granted, but you have a huge pass/fail test today and you didnt study

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« Reply #84 on: Jan 07, 2012, 03:34PM »

granted, but all you know is "where is the bathroom"

I wish i could fly
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Granted, but only your legs can fly.


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« Reply #86 on: Jan 10, 2012, 06:21PM »

Granted but you have to give them away.


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Granted, but your mother listens in on every call.

I wish I had my pilot's license. (and also to be able to spell licence  :)
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« Reply #88 on: Jan 16, 2012, 11:45AM »

Granted, but the only plane you own is that plastic one you had since you were 2.

I wish I could speak whale.
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« Reply #90 on: Jan 16, 2012, 07:47PM »

but now you have to take the SAT

I wish I could sing.
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« Reply #91 on: Jan 17, 2012, 07:22PM »

Granted, but only in E minor.

I wish I had a pony.
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« Reply #92 on: Jan 17, 2012, 07:52PM »

Granted, now you have 21320392 little girls following you around asking to ride your pony.

I wish my socks smelled like watermelons.
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« Reply #93 on: Jan 17, 2012, 11:08PM »

Granted, but now your feet are as big as watermelons.

I wish for world piece (no, it's not a spelling mistake, piece, not peace).
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« Reply #94 on: Jan 18, 2012, 06:28AM »

Granted, but the piece you got was in the middle of the pacific ocean.

I wish my potato could talk.
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« Reply #95 on: Jan 18, 2012, 12:44PM »

Granted, but it talks to you like your wife.

I wish I had a Belgium.
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« Reply #96 on: Jan 18, 2012, 01:58PM »

Granted, but everyone keeps mistaking it for a France.

I wish my arranging skills were better.
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« Reply #97 on: Jan 18, 2012, 04:17PM »

Granted but you are not allowed to arrange anything.

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« Reply #98 on: Jan 18, 2012, 08:00PM »

Granted, but you recieve a Barbie Laptop from Toys-R-Us.

I wish my teeth glowed in the dark.
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« Reply #99 on: Jan 18, 2012, 08:45PM »

Granted, but the Phosphorous is doing a number on your gums.

I wish I had a new 88' for concert band
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« Reply #100 on: Jan 19, 2012, 01:15AM »

Granted, but it's an 88mm WWII German artillary piece and therefore only good for the 1812 Overture...

Now that I have uber arranging skills I wish I was allowed to arrange something.
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« Reply #101 on: Jan 19, 2012, 01:45PM »

Granted, but only trumpet music.

I wish I had mad arranging skillz
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« Reply #102 on: Feb 18, 2012, 06:07PM »

Granted, but no one will buy your music.
I wish I was a grade older so I could play in the district and region honors bands.
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« Reply #103 on: Feb 18, 2012, 06:59PM »

Granted but you can never pratice audition music.                                                 I wish for a maid.
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« Reply #104 on: Feb 18, 2012, 07:17PM »

Granted, but she never comes to your house.
I wish I played lead trombone in the Glenn Miller Orchestra.
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« Reply #105 on: Feb 18, 2012, 10:37PM »

Granted, but your horn is haunted by the ghost of Miller himself.

I wish season 2 of MLP:FIM would go on FOREVER
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« Reply #106 on: Aug 03, 2012, 08:28PM »

Granted, but you're not allowed any intermission or bathroom breaks.

I wish I could spend about a month at the beach.
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« Reply #107 on: Aug 04, 2012, 08:23AM »

Granted but it thunder storms the entire time your there.

I wish for a full ride scholarship.
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« Reply #108 on: Aug 04, 2012, 10:05AM »

Granted, but it is to Clown State.

I wish to see Trombone Shorty and Fred Wesley duel live.
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« Reply #109 on: Aug 04, 2012, 12:14PM »

Granted, but it's a pistol duel to the death.

I wish I could get a full night's sleep in 2 hours.
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« Reply #110 on: Aug 04, 2012, 06:52PM »

Granted, but you wake up to the worst day of your life.

I wish for a trombone that plays like a well-tailored suit.
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Granted, but it plays exactly like a well-tailored suit.

i.e., not at all.

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« Reply #112 on: Apr 17, 2013, 11:13AM »

Granted, but it lands on Uranus.

I wish my job paid more.
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« Reply #113 on: Apr 17, 2013, 12:25PM »

Granted, but you get laid off

I wish that I had my degree in music education already
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« Reply #114 on: Apr 17, 2013, 01:30PM »

Granted, but you go blind & deaf

I wish I had a new computer
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« Reply #115 on: Apr 17, 2013, 02:07PM »

Granted, but it has only 2 megabytes of storage.

I wish I had a pet platypus.
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Granted, but he's not a secret agent.


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« Reply #117 on: Apr 17, 2013, 05:32PM »

granted, but it only types Chinese characters

I wish for world peace
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« Reply #118 on: Apr 17, 2013, 06:02PM »

Granted, but the world gets consumed by the sun the next day

I wish I had something to do
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« Reply #119 on: Apr 17, 2013, 06:47PM »

Granted, but it's having to count each individual piece of hail falling in Oklahoma

I wish I was Batman.
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You are now a 19th-century British military officer's personal servant.


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Granted, but you are now a fly stuck in fly-paper

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« Reply #122 on: Feb 11, 2015, 06:02PM »

Granted, but you no longer have your driver's license.

I wish I could afford a better instrument.
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« Reply #123 on: Feb 11, 2015, 08:01PM »

Granted, you won the lottery, but swiftly you squandered your winnings buying industrial sized packs of redvines from Costco.

I wish I could take a backpacking trip through Europe.
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« Reply #124 on: Feb 11, 2015, 08:10PM »

granted, but you get amnesia and join a group of gypsies never remembering your previous life

I wish to make Bands of America National Finals my Junior year with the Panther Creek Marching Band from Cary,NC
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« Reply #125 on: Feb 11, 2015, 08:25PM »

Granted, but in the wake and excitement of achieving this goal you disregard the news the program has been permanently cut.

I wish European history wasn't so extensive.
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Granted, WW3 happens and history restarts with European mutants fighting with sticks and stones.
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