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« on: Sep 13, 2011, 04:00PM »

I'm sure most of you know of the line from the movie "School of Rock": "Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym." Let's see if we can adapt this to music/ trombone.

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Those who can't march, play football.
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 13, 2011, 04:17PM »

Those who cannot play football, play soccer.
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 13, 2011, 04:31PM »

Those who can't play Soccer, Jog.
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 13, 2011, 04:58PM »

Those who can't play trombone, play euphonium.
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 13, 2011, 05:40PM »

Those who can't play Chit Chat usually play child board Puzzles & Games:

http://tromboneforum.org/index.php/board,51.0.html

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« Reply #5 on: Sep 13, 2011, 06:44PM »

I'm sure most of you know of the line from the movie "School of Rock": "Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym." Let's see if we can adapt this to music/ trombone.

I'll start:

Those who can't march, play football.

play in the pit
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 13, 2011, 07:45PM »

Those who can't play in the pit, drum major (is that even a verb?)
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 14, 2011, 01:29AM »

Those that can't drum major, setup the xylophone.
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 16, 2011, 05:49AM »

Those who can't set up the xylophone, play bass drum.
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 16, 2011, 06:11AM »

Those that can't play listen to others that can play.
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 16, 2011, 09:31AM »

And a corollary the above:

Those play badly DON'T listen to others.
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 16, 2012, 06:16PM »

Those who can't listen to others, talk a lot.
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« Reply #12 on: Feb 05, 2012, 05:57PM »

those who cant not talk ,get in trouble alot
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« Reply #13 on: Feb 05, 2012, 07:40PM »

Those who can't play marry the head baton twirler, and produce similarly talented offspring (no, baton twirling doesn't count as talent) and become president of their children's band booster organization.
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« Reply #14 on: Feb 06, 2012, 01:40PM »

Those that cannot do what he said, dance.
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« Reply #15 on: Feb 06, 2012, 01:55PM »

Those who can't follow the rules of the game spout random nonsense.

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« Reply #16 on: Feb 08, 2012, 02:08PM »

Those who can't spout out nonsense, drive.
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« Reply #17 on: Apr 16, 2012, 04:41PM »

Those who can't drive use a segway
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« Reply #18 on: Apr 16, 2012, 05:17PM »

Those who can't use a segway, use a segue.
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« Reply #19 on: Nov 20, 2012, 11:09AM »

Those who can't carry a tune play trumpet
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