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« on: Sep 13, 2011, 04:00PM »

I'm sure most of you know of the line from the movie "School of Rock": "Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym." Let's see if we can adapt this to music/ trombone.

I'll start:

Those who can't march, play football.
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 13, 2011, 04:17PM »

Those who cannot play football, play soccer.
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 13, 2011, 04:31PM »

Those who can't play Soccer, Jog.
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 13, 2011, 04:58PM »

Those who can't play trombone, play euphonium.
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 13, 2011, 05:40PM »

Those who can't play Chit Chat usually play child board Puzzles & Games:

http://tromboneforum.org/index.php/board,51.0.html

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« Reply #5 on: Sep 13, 2011, 06:44PM »

I'm sure most of you know of the line from the movie "School of Rock": "Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym." Let's see if we can adapt this to music/ trombone.

I'll start:

Those who can't march, play football.

play in the pit
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 13, 2011, 07:45PM »

Those who can't play in the pit, drum major (is that even a verb?)
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 14, 2011, 01:29AM »

Those that can't drum major, setup the xylophone.
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 16, 2011, 05:49AM »

Those who can't set up the xylophone, play bass drum.
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 16, 2011, 06:11AM »

Those that can't play listen to others that can play.
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 16, 2011, 09:31AM »

And a corollary the above:

Those play badly DON'T listen to others.
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 16, 2012, 06:16PM »

Those who can't listen to others, talk a lot.
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« Reply #12 on: Feb 05, 2012, 05:57PM »

those who cant not talk ,get in trouble alot
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« Reply #13 on: Feb 05, 2012, 07:40PM »

Those who can't play marry the head baton twirler, and produce similarly talented offspring (no, baton twirling doesn't count as talent) and become president of their children's band booster organization.
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« Reply #14 on: Feb 06, 2012, 01:40PM »

Those that cannot do what he said, dance.
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« Reply #15 on: Feb 06, 2012, 01:55PM »

Those who can't follow the rules of the game spout random nonsense.

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« Reply #16 on: Feb 08, 2012, 02:08PM »

Those who can't spout out nonsense, drive.
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« Reply #17 on: Apr 16, 2012, 04:41PM »

Those who can't drive use a segway
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« Reply #18 on: Apr 16, 2012, 05:17PM »

Those who can't use a segway, use a segue.
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« Reply #19 on: Nov 20, 2012, 11:09AM »

Those who can't carry a tune play trumpet
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« Reply #20 on: Nov 20, 2012, 11:20AM »

Those who can't post intelligently - moderate. :)
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« Reply #21 on: Nov 20, 2012, 11:25AM »

Those who can't moderate intelligently - post. :)
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« Reply #22 on: Nov 20, 2012, 11:04PM »

Those who can't post, moderate.
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« Reply #23 on: Nov 21, 2012, 04:22AM »

Those who can't think - copycat.  :)
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« Reply #24 on: Jan 02, 2013, 09:45PM »

Those who can't copycat, become corrupted by dark magic, attempt to kill your sister, and get banished to the moon for a thousand years.
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« Reply #25 on: Jan 04, 2013, 12:43PM »

Those can't become corrupted by dark magic, attempt to kill your sister and get banished to the moon for a thousand years (whew), become Pope.
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« Reply #26 on: Jan 04, 2013, 06:15PM »

Those who can't copycat, become corrupted by dark magic, attempt to kill your sister, get banished to the moon for a thousand years, become Pope, then learn how to play the trumpet.
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« Reply #27 on: Jan 04, 2013, 07:23PM »

Those who learn to play trumpet can't play soft.
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« Reply #28 on: Jan 05, 2013, 03:18AM »

Those who can't play soft, join a drum and bugle corps.
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« Reply #29 on: Jan 05, 2013, 09:35AM »

Those who can't join a drum and bugle corps, eat Funyuns.
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« Reply #30 on: Jan 06, 2013, 09:41PM »

Those who can't do teach, and those who can't teach teach gym.
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« Reply #31 on: Jan 06, 2013, 09:59PM »

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« Reply #32 on: Jan 07, 2013, 04:37AM »

sigh...
back to the thread...

Those who can't eat Funyuns, file suit against the capitalist running dogs that make them :D
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« Reply #33 on: Jan 07, 2013, 02:36PM »

Those who can't file suit against the capitalist running dogs that make them, move to St. Petersburg, enroll in a university, make some friends, drop out, live in poverty, publish a magazine article, meet an old drunk, get him to tell you about his prostitute daughter, murder an old pawnbroker and her sister, rob her house, hide the cash, feel incredibly guilty, get rescued by your friend, meet your sister's terrible fiancÚ, almost confess your crime, find your mother and sister at your house, tell her to call off the marriage, watch the old drunk die, give all of your money to his widow, meet your sister's old employer. go to the drunk's funeral, confess your crime to the drunk's daughter, feel extremely depressed, find out that your sister's former employer knows about the murder, confess your crime to the police, get sent to prison in Siberia, fall ill, recover, and find a New Testament under your pillow and begin to repent.
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« Reply #34 on: Jan 07, 2013, 03:05PM »

Those who can't file suit against the capitalist running dogs that make them, move to St. Petersburg, enroll in a university, make some friends, drop out, live in poverty, publish a magazine article, meet an old drunk, get him to tell you about his prostitute daughter, murder an old pawnbroker and her sister, rob her house, hide the cash, feel incredibly guilty, get rescued by your friend, meet your sister's terrible fiancÚ, almost confess your crime, find your mother and sister at your house, tell her to call off the marriage, watch the old drunk die, give all of your money to his widow, meet your sister's old employer. go to the drunk's funeral, confess your crime to the drunk's daughter, feel extremely depressed, find out that your sister's former employer knows about the murder, confess your crime to the police, get sent to prison in Siberia, fall ill, recover, and find a New Testament under your pillow and begin to repent.

Those who can't be bothered to read all that, start a new topic.
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« Reply #35 on: Jan 07, 2013, 03:28PM »

Those who can't start a new topic, move to a new town.
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« Reply #36 on: Jan 08, 2013, 05:36AM »

Those who can't start a new topic, move to a new town.
Those who can't move to a new town, buy a new set of boots to replace the ones nailed to the floor.
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« Reply #37 on: Jan 08, 2013, 07:16AM »

Those who can't buy new boots, buy a hammer to maim the idiot who nailed the other pair to the floor.
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« Reply #38 on: Jan 08, 2013, 02:23PM »

Those who can't buy a hammer, make some friends.
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« Reply #39 on: Feb 11, 2015, 05:55PM »

Those who can't make friends, make some soup.
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« Reply #40 on: Feb 12, 2015, 03:45PM »

Those who can't make soup, make BBQ.
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« Reply #41 on: Feb 12, 2015, 03:55PM »

Those who can't play trumpet, play recorder
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