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« Reply #20 on: Nov 20, 2012, 11:20AM »

Those who can't post intelligently - moderate. :)
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« Reply #21 on: Nov 20, 2012, 11:25AM »

Those who can't moderate intelligently - post. :)
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« Reply #22 on: Nov 20, 2012, 11:04PM »

Those who can't post, moderate.
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« Reply #23 on: Nov 21, 2012, 04:22AM »

Those who can't think - copycat.  :)
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« Reply #24 on: Jan 02, 2013, 09:45PM »

Those who can't copycat, become corrupted by dark magic, attempt to kill your sister, and get banished to the moon for a thousand years.
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« Reply #25 on: Jan 04, 2013, 12:43PM »

Those can't become corrupted by dark magic, attempt to kill your sister and get banished to the moon for a thousand years (whew), become Pope.
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« Reply #26 on: Jan 04, 2013, 06:15PM »

Those who can't copycat, become corrupted by dark magic, attempt to kill your sister, get banished to the moon for a thousand years, become Pope, then learn how to play the trumpet.
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« Reply #27 on: Jan 04, 2013, 07:23PM »

Those who learn to play trumpet can't play soft.
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« Reply #28 on: Jan 05, 2013, 03:18AM »

Those who can't play soft, join a drum and bugle corps.
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« Reply #29 on: Jan 05, 2013, 09:35AM »

Those who can't join a drum and bugle corps, eat Funyuns.
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« Reply #30 on: Jan 06, 2013, 09:41PM »

Those who can't do teach, and those who can't teach teach gym.
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« Reply #31 on: Jan 06, 2013, 09:59PM »

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« Reply #32 on: Jan 07, 2013, 04:37AM »

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Those who can't eat Funyuns, file suit against the capitalist running dogs that make them :D
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« Reply #33 on: Jan 07, 2013, 02:36PM »

Those who can't file suit against the capitalist running dogs that make them, move to St. Petersburg, enroll in a university, make some friends, drop out, live in poverty, publish a magazine article, meet an old drunk, get him to tell you about his prostitute daughter, murder an old pawnbroker and her sister, rob her house, hide the cash, feel incredibly guilty, get rescued by your friend, meet your sister's terrible fiancÚ, almost confess your crime, find your mother and sister at your house, tell her to call off the marriage, watch the old drunk die, give all of your money to his widow, meet your sister's old employer. go to the drunk's funeral, confess your crime to the drunk's daughter, feel extremely depressed, find out that your sister's former employer knows about the murder, confess your crime to the police, get sent to prison in Siberia, fall ill, recover, and find a New Testament under your pillow and begin to repent.
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« Reply #34 on: Jan 07, 2013, 03:05PM »

Those who can't file suit against the capitalist running dogs that make them, move to St. Petersburg, enroll in a university, make some friends, drop out, live in poverty, publish a magazine article, meet an old drunk, get him to tell you about his prostitute daughter, murder an old pawnbroker and her sister, rob her house, hide the cash, feel incredibly guilty, get rescued by your friend, meet your sister's terrible fiancÚ, almost confess your crime, find your mother and sister at your house, tell her to call off the marriage, watch the old drunk die, give all of your money to his widow, meet your sister's old employer. go to the drunk's funeral, confess your crime to the drunk's daughter, feel extremely depressed, find out that your sister's former employer knows about the murder, confess your crime to the police, get sent to prison in Siberia, fall ill, recover, and find a New Testament under your pillow and begin to repent.

Those who can't be bothered to read all that, start a new topic.
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« Reply #35 on: Jan 07, 2013, 03:28PM »

Those who can't start a new topic, move to a new town.
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« Reply #36 on: Jan 08, 2013, 05:36AM »

Those who can't start a new topic, move to a new town.
Those who can't move to a new town, buy a new set of boots to replace the ones nailed to the floor.
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« Reply #37 on: Jan 08, 2013, 07:16AM »

Those who can't buy new boots, buy a hammer to maim the idiot who nailed the other pair to the floor.
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« Reply #38 on: Jan 08, 2013, 02:23PM »

Those who can't buy a hammer, make some friends.
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« Reply #39 on: Feb 11, 2015, 05:55PM »

Those who can't make friends, make some soup.
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