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« on: Jun 07, 2004, 10:50AM »

Add a line. And keep it clean.

There once was a man from New Hampshire...
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 07, 2004, 10:56AM »

Whose clothes were exceptionally damp.  "Sure,"
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 07, 2004, 10:58AM »

He said, "when outside
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 07, 2004, 11:39AM »

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« Reply #4 on: Jun 07, 2004, 12:40PM »

Could explode if it touches a lamp wire!
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 07, 2004, 12:42PM »

There was a hot mama from Luton
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 07, 2004, 01:07PM »

Who remarked as she powerlifted a futon...

(I know it doesn't rhyme...)
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 07, 2004, 03:16PM »

That today she could stride...
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 07, 2004, 03:31PM »

Though it stretched out her hide
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 07, 2004, 03:40PM »

Just the thing for having a hoot on.
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 07, 2004, 04:18PM »

There once was a friar named Tuck...
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 07, 2004, 04:46PM »

who was out to make a quick buck....
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 07, 2004, 04:59PM »

He tuned up his horn
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 07, 2004, 05:03PM »

Then to avoid any porn
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 07, 2004, 05:03PM »

Mama finished this rhyme, just for luck...
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 07, 2004, 05:04PM »

he prayed to God for some luck.
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« Reply #16 on: Jun 07, 2004, 05:20PM »

there once was a jerk who played trumpet.......
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« Reply #17 on: Jun 07, 2004, 05:24PM »

He played into the mic and would bump it
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« Reply #18 on: Jun 07, 2004, 05:27PM »

well he quit drinking rum.....
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« Reply #19 on: Jun 07, 2004, 05:29PM »

and picked up a drum
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