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« on: Nov 09, 2016, 12:37PM »

So who do we think will be chosen for President Trump's cabinet? (it feels ludicrous even typing that)
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 09, 2016, 12:48PM »

Eric Trump - Secretary of State
Ivanka Trump - Secretary of the Treasury
Donald Trump, Jr. - Secretary of Defense
(don't know the names of other family members).

 :-P :-P :-P :-P
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 09, 2016, 12:57PM »

Won't he need a Secretary of The Fence?
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 09, 2016, 01:00PM »

Eric Trump - Secretary of State
Ivanka Trump - Secretary of the Treasury
Donald Trump, Jr. - Secretary of Defense
(don't know the names of other family members).

 :-P :-P :-P :-P
Baron is good with the cyber, don't forget. New tech security Czar?

I was hoping he'd choose Ivanka as his running mate.
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 09, 2016, 01:01PM »

Won't he need a Secretary of The Fence?
Secretary of Da Fence.
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 09, 2016, 01:09PM »

he can reach across the aisle and re-hire the admitted communist Van Jones as green czar

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I think I saw him on a panel on CNN last night
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 09, 2016, 01:14PM »

I was hoping he'd choose Ivanka as his running mate.

Ivanka has a job title already..piece of ass.
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 09, 2016, 01:14PM »

Watch him hire Hillary as SOS; she's got experience.  Don't know Don't know
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 09, 2016, 01:22PM »

Watch him hire Hillary as SOS; she's got experience.  Don't know Don't know

No go. She's over the age of 30.

It's a clearly known fact that a woman's 1-10 rating drops off by each year she ages past 30. So even a 29 year old, solid 10 wouldn't be worth anything by the time she's 40.
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 09, 2016, 01:36PM »

No go. She's over the age of 30.

It's a clearly known fact that a woman's 1-10 rating drops off by each year she ages past 30. So even a 29 year old, solid 10 wouldn't be worth anything by the time she's 40.
This would explain why we never have any female presidents.
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 09, 2016, 03:02PM »

Don't make fun of Ivanka. She will probably be our next president after trumpka is out of office. She will become the 1st femail president.
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 09, 2016, 03:17PM »

Here's an article on-topic:

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/who-is-in-president-trump-cabinet-231071

Some of the choices are discouraging, like Sarah Palin and Sam Brownback (although the latter's selection would be a plus for Kansas).

Guys like Giulani and Christie may be flawed, but at least they're smart and experienced. I just hope he doesn't get too deep into weirdos.
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 09, 2016, 03:22PM »

Here's an article on-topic:

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/who-is-in-president-trump-cabinet-231071

Some of the choices are discouraging, like Sarah Palin and Sam Brownback (although the latter's selection would be a plus for Kansas).

Guys like Giulani and Christie may be flawed, but at least they're smart and experienced. I just hope he doesn't get too deep into weirdos.

Sarah Palin would make a great Secretary of Russia since she can watch them from her back porch.
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 09, 2016, 04:58PM »

Sarah Palin would make a great Secretary of Russia since she can watch them from her back porch.

They should have their own US Secretary, since they have their own US President.
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« Reply #14 on: Nov 09, 2016, 05:22PM »

I think given his expertise in traffic control on the George Washington Bridge, Christie should be Secretary of Da Fence ;-)

Given his feelings about coal and oil, Sarah "Drill Baby Drill" Palin should be Secretary of Energy.

And we can use Trump's wall building expertise to build a 20 foot dike around the coastal cities Evil
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 09, 2016, 06:15PM »

Christie will be in jail or on trial before too long as it seems both sides in the recent trial stated under oath that he knew all about the bridge scheme.

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« Reply #16 on: Nov 09, 2016, 06:18PM »

Christie will be in jail or on trial before too long as it seems both sides in the recent trial stated under oath that he knew all about the bridge scheme.



Nah.  On January 22 he will get a Presidential Pardon. Evil
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« Reply #17 on: Nov 10, 2016, 01:27AM »

Joe Arpaio just lost reelection. Maybe he could run ICE.

****, that was supposed to be a joke. Maybe I shouldn't have brought it up.
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« Reply #18 on: Nov 10, 2016, 04:39AM »

I suspect we'll see Nosferatu (Giuliani) as Sec. Homeland Security. I would have expected Christie at AG, but his legal issues may preclude that. Probably Gen. What's his name? at Defense. THis is going to be ugly, now matter how it comes out.
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« Reply #19 on: Nov 10, 2016, 05:51AM »

What ever he appoints It will be the best people, the top people. You`ve never seen such a good cabinet, It`s much better than the Generals could appoint. The American People will be so proud of my cabinet
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