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« on: Feb 26, 2017, 07:18AM »

Here, you can post any riddles you would like.
If you don't have a riddle, you can try to answer one.
I'll start:
Which is heavier? A pound of feathers or a pound of lead.
Have Fun! :)
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« Reply #1 on: Feb 26, 2017, 08:10AM »

Neither.

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« Reply #2 on: Feb 26, 2017, 10:25AM »

SILENCE!


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« Reply #3 on: Feb 26, 2017, 11:52AM »

Tennis match!

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« Reply #4 on: Feb 26, 2017, 12:18PM »

The banjo player drools out of both sides of his mouth :-P

(You can substitute drummer, bass player, or lead alto.)

How is a viola recital like a long drawn out trial?
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« Reply #5 on: Feb 27, 2017, 07:29AM »

A fisherman is going fishing on a lake. His boat flips over and he sinks to the bottom, yet not a hair on his head gets wet. How?
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 27, 2017, 07:31AM »

He's bald.

Answer to my riddle: There's great relief when the case is closed.
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« Reply #7 on: Feb 27, 2017, 08:00AM »

The butcher is seven feet tall and has a shoe size of 13. What does he weigh?
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 27, 2017, 08:28AM »

The butcher is seven feet tall and has a shoe size of 13. What does he weigh?

Meat.

What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?
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« Reply #9 on: Feb 27, 2017, 08:37AM »

What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?

The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

Billy's mom had four children, the first one was April, the second one was May, the third one was June. What was the name of the fourth?
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« Reply #10 on: Feb 27, 2017, 08:56AM »

The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

Billy's mom had four children, the first one was April, the second one was May, the third one was June. What was the name of the fourth?

The fourth is Billy of course!

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« Reply #11 on: Feb 27, 2017, 09:56AM »

1.  Skid marks in front of the snake.
2.  The snake was on his way to a gig.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
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« Reply #12 on: Feb 27, 2017, 10:37AM »

The violin player is killed, while the viola just dies of embarrassment.
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« Reply #13 on: Feb 27, 2017, 11:01AM »

The violin player is killed, while the viola just dies of embarrassment.

Actually, I was going for "the viola burns longer".

How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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« Reply #14 on: Feb 27, 2017, 11:06AM »

Actually, I was going for "the viola burns longer".

How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one to do it, an 20 to say they can do it better lol


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« Reply #15 on: Feb 27, 2017, 11:10AM »

Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

How do you make a French Horn sound like a Trombone?
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« Reply #16 on: Feb 27, 2017, 12:04PM »

Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.

What do you say to a trombone player in a suit?
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« Reply #17 on: Feb 27, 2017, 12:38PM »

May the defendant please rise.

What do the letters pp mean to a trombone player?
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« Reply #18 on: Feb 27, 2017, 12:54PM »

Pure Power.

What do you call a waterfowl that sneaks around peering in apartment windows?
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« Reply #19 on: Feb 27, 2017, 02:14PM »

I don't know... seegull?
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