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« Reply #20 on: Feb 27, 2017, 04:35PM »

A Peking duck.   Evil

What do you call fake noodles?
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« Reply #21 on: Feb 27, 2017, 05:15PM »

IMPASTA! :D :D :D
I knew that off the top of my head

Poor people have it, rich people need it, if you eat it you will die. What is it?
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« Reply #22 on: Feb 28, 2017, 07:57AM »

Anybody know the answer?

Here's another one:
Why do people play trombone?
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« Reply #23 on: Feb 28, 2017, 11:29AM »

Anybody know the answer?

I got nothing.  Pant

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Because they're not coordinated enough to play accordian.  Evil

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« Reply #24 on: Feb 28, 2017, 12:42PM »

What's brown, has two eyes, and looks like a stick?

I'm truly confuzzled  Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused
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« Reply #25 on: Feb 28, 2017, 12:50PM »

ISAB - Nothing

fsung - Confuzzled is all I got as well.
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« Reply #26 on: Mar 01, 2017, 07:13AM »

Ok fsung,
I give up
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« Reply #27 on: Mar 01, 2017, 07:17AM »

Here are a few more...

How far can a dog run into the forest?

What do you call a bear without an ear?

What has 13 hearts but no other organs?

How many seconds are in a year?
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« Reply #28 on: Mar 01, 2017, 07:59AM »

Half way
B
Deck of cards
Twelve

What's brown, has two eyes, and looks like a stick?

A stick. I lied about the eyes.  Evil

What's brown, two legs, and looks like a stick?
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« Reply #29 on: Mar 02, 2017, 07:36AM »

How many conductors dose it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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« Reply #30 on: Mar 02, 2017, 08:47AM »

How many conductors dose it take to screw in a lightbulb?


One, but he holds it up and the world revolves around him.  You can substitute Diva for the conductor.
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« Reply #31 on: Mar 02, 2017, 03:43PM »

What do you call a cow with no legs?
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« Reply #32 on: Mar 02, 2017, 04:06PM »

How many conductors dose it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Nobody knows, because no one ever watches the conductor!

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« Reply #33 on: Mar 02, 2017, 04:11PM »

What do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef

What do you call a legless dog?
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« Reply #34 on: Mar 02, 2017, 05:13PM »

What do clarenets use for birth control
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« Reply #35 on: Mar 02, 2017, 07:08PM »

What do clarinetists use for birth control

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Their personalities.
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« Reply #36 on: Mar 02, 2017, 08:19PM »

ground beef

What do you call a legless dog?

Doesn't matter, he never comes when you call.

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« Reply #37 on: Aug 09, 2017, 07:23PM »

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Nothing

What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
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« Reply #38 on: Aug 12, 2017, 09:59AM »

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Never look at the conductor. You just encourage them.

Have you noticed, some folk never stick around to help tidy up after practice?
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« Reply #39 on: Aug 13, 2017, 11:57AM »

What gets wetter as it dries?
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