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« Reply #40 on: Aug 13, 2017, 03:07PM »

A towel.
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« Reply #41 on: Aug 17, 2017, 07:47AM »

poop

Wrong.  It's NOON.

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« Reply #42 on: Aug 17, 2017, 08:53AM »

Wrong.  It's NOON.


Doesn't poop work too?  You never said it had to read the same each way, only that it could be read.  Oh well.

What goes up and never comes down?
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« Reply #43 on: Aug 26, 2017, 02:19PM »

Your age.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
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« Reply #44 on: Aug 27, 2017, 08:57PM »


Can you guess the riddle?

Nope


A murderer is condemned to death; he has to choose between three rooms: the first is full of raging fires; the second, assassins with loaded guns; and the third, lions who haven't eaten in years.

Which room should he choose?
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« Reply #45 on: Aug 28, 2017, 06:10PM »

Room #3.  If the lions hadn't eaten in years, they would all be dead.

Still wanna know the answer to the "I turn polar bears white" riddle.
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« Reply #46 on: Aug 29, 2017, 04:30PM »

Room #3.  If the lions hadn't eaten in years, they would all be dead.

Correct


Still wanna know the answer to the "I turn polar bears white" riddle.
Nope

1. ^See here.
2. Re-read the riddle.
3. Understand.  ;-)
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