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« Reply #20 on: Nov 06, 2006, 05:45PM »

you a realy smart person who won't stop talking Clever

I put in a snickers bar Good!
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« Reply #21 on: Nov 06, 2006, 05:46PM »

You get a bag of chocolate chips and a candy cane.

I put in my band teacher.
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« Reply #22 on: Nov 06, 2006, 06:08PM »

... And nothing comes out! (See, you were right all along Kittie).

I put in a complete set of Microsoft MS-DOS 3.3 Diskettes (from 1990).
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« Reply #23 on: Nov 06, 2006, 06:11PM »

you get a Mac G5!

I put in a yellow sharpie
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« Reply #24 on: Nov 06, 2006, 06:29PM »

you get fishy crackers Good!

I put in the leter "T"
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« Reply #25 on: Nov 06, 2006, 07:14PM »

You get a root-beer flavored chicken nugget.

I put in my friend's ghetto trombone.
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« Reply #26 on: Nov 06, 2006, 07:59PM »

You get peanut butter

i put in a McDonald's the dog yorkshire terrier kiddie meal toy thingy
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« Reply #27 on: Nov 08, 2006, 06:07AM »

You get Flubber



I put in some old 5.25 floppies
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« Reply #28 on: Nov 08, 2006, 07:11AM »

You get a 1GB flash Drive.

I put in the 2 pain-in-the-neck students from my 8th grade music class.
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« Reply #29 on: Nov 08, 2006, 07:18AM »

You get them back ( They're non-negotiable )


I put in my belly-button lint.
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« Reply #30 on: Nov 08, 2006, 01:16PM »

You get a diamond.
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« Reply #31 on: Nov 08, 2006, 04:57PM »

You didn't put anything in, so you get nothing out.

I put in an empty Heineken bottle. (And another, and another.....)
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« Reply #32 on: Nov 08, 2006, 05:06PM »

You get a headache with a bruise on your forehead from hitting it on the toilet bowl.

I put in my wife's piccolo.  Horrors!
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« Reply #33 on: Nov 08, 2006, 05:16PM »

I got out a single-serving can of flute cocktail.

I put in the mac and cheese I burned for dinner tonight...
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« Reply #34 on: Nov 08, 2006, 06:17PM »

You get a crankcase-flavored, rutabaga-weight, left-handed revolving yak spleen remover.

I put in essence of Yanni.
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« Reply #35 on: Nov 08, 2006, 06:22PM »

you get eye of Kenny G

I put in a pocket trumpet and my crazy old King 606
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« Reply #36 on: Nov 08, 2006, 06:35PM »

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You didn't put anything in, so you get nothing out.


Oops, forgot that part!

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I put in a pocket trumpet and my crazy old King 606


You get a beautifullly restored King 2B Liberty from the 1940's and a worthless pocket trumpet.

I put in every bad solo I've ever played......
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« Reply #37 on: Nov 08, 2006, 06:46PM »

you get them thrown back at you becase the machien dosen't want them either :-P

I put in a owl
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« Reply #38 on: Nov 08, 2006, 06:53PM »

The machine doesn't give a hoot.

I put in a rubber chicken and all seasons of Family Guy on DVD.
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« Reply #39 on: Nov 08, 2006, 07:11PM »

you get a chocolate carot and a golden duck Good!

I put in a gitar
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